The Perfect Gift...No, Really...

As far as gifts go, I finally found something that tops the "call me" gloves...

Best Gift Ever...

I know what I want for Christmas!!!

Call Me Gloves!!!

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Why men are never depressed...

My Boss forwarded this email around the office.  I am sure extensive research was done.

 

Men Are Just Happier People--What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack...

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

If someone forgets to invite you,

He or she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives

On December 24 in 25 minutes.

Spy Sunglasses

I was chatting with my friend JT about spies.  Such an exciting, mysteriously intriguing topic!   

JT said she was at Costco and saw "Spy Sunglasses".  She started to wonder what would make a pair of sunglasses specifically spy glasses? 

 

Then she realized "Spy" was the brand name!

 

I was hoping for lasers or x-ray vision.

Samples

I recently moved.  Because of that I realized I have a ton of small sample sized body washes and shampoos.  I am working my way through them.

Today I used a body wash from Crabtree & Evelyn.

I smell like Grandmas.