Monday Blues got you down?

These would make excellent bumper stickers:

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Jesus loves you. It's everybody else that thinks you're a jerk.

Think "honk" if you're telepathic

As I said before, I never repeat myself

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

You're Welcome.