My friends Susan and Paul love puns. The two of them can exchange puns back and forth like they are playing ping-pong. This one is for you guys:
When I was at home over Christmas break I was telling the folks about my trip to Europe and a picture of the Roman Colosseum came on the television.
My dad said, "Have you been there?"
I said, "No. I didn't make it to Rome."
He answered, "Yes you have." (My parents had gone to Rome when my Mom was pregnant with me.)
I said, "Yeah, but I had a womb without a view."
Pa-dum-ching!
2 comments:
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hilarious. love it j-dub...love it!!
i heard about the beet puns.
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