Monday Blues got you down?

These would make excellent bumper stickers:

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Jesus loves you. It's everybody else that thinks you're a jerk.

Think "honk" if you're telepathic

As I said before, I never repeat myself

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

You're Welcome.

Potent Portables for $200 Alex

Most of us at one time or another have driven behind a truck with cut hay or grass flying out of it. Even with windows up, I can't help but hold my breath, duck my head and squint my eyes when hay and dirt are pummeling toward my windshield. You can imagine my reaction when I had the opportunity to drive behind a porta-potty on the move down the freeway. No doubt there was a long trail of toilet paper whipping out of the door like a kid's balloon, hurtling towards my car. Seriously, how much toilet paper can one porta-potty hold? It just kept coming! After a series of head bobs and girly screams, I feel like I need a bath.

Sibs

My sister kills me. She doesn't think she is funny, but she is. Happy Birthday KDW!