Bite me!

Long story short, I had a cyst removed in December and the top of my hand is still numb.  Because I am numb, I don't know when this happened. I don't remember seeing it yesterday, but this morning in the shower I noticed this on my hand...

I am pretty sure I got bit.  Not by a radioactive spider of course, but by a happy one for sure.

 

(P.S.  Give me a break.  It is winter and my hands are a bit on the dry side.)

Aw, Nuts!

I was munching on these delectable nuts one day and happened to look at the label...

Hey "Almond People"! Since when can you calculate total carbohydrates by subtracting the fiber?  

 

Not that I am complaining.

 

(And that is how to work in a post about poop on Valentine's Day. You're Welcome.)