The worst roommate ever...

I have heard numerous tales of people talking about their worst roommates.  In comparison, all of mine have been pretty darn awesome. Then again, none of them had one of these...

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock.

"My hearing isn't what it used to be and I had trouble hearing different alarm clocks, but not this one."
- C. from Warren, MI

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that's as loud as thunder. Far from relying simply on sound, the alarm clock can be set to flash its three bright red LEDs and the included vibrating pad can be placed under a mattress to provide an insistent, bed-shaking tremor that serves as the last line of defense against oversleeping.

Anything with the words "sonic bomb" should not be allowed:
1 - If you share a room
2 - If you sleep with your windows open
3 - If you live within a block of me