The Only Complete Swiss Army Knife.
This is the largest Swiss Army knife in the world, holder of the Guinness World Record for "The Most Multifunctional Penknife," with 87 precision-engineered tools spanning 112 functions. It has seven blades, three types of pliers, three golf tools, 25 flat- and Phillips-head screwdrivers and bits, saws, wrenches, and more. It also has a bicycle chain rivet setter, signal whistle, 12/20-gauge shotgun choke tube tool, combination fish scaler, hook disgorger, and line guide tool, cigar-cutting scissors, laser pointer, tire-tread gauge, toothpick, tweezers, and key ring. It will also make your bed and cook you breakfast.
With this and some duct tape I could rule the world.
It is incredibly appealing with all its gadgetry. But is it too big (3 1/4" L x 8 3/4" W. (2 3/4 lbs.))??? In a pinch, when it would come it handy, perhaps trying to use the tools off of it wouldn't be convenient at all!
(It is a mere $999 if anyone wants to get it for me, I will let you know how convenient it really is.)
